The hardest part

Well howdy fellow procrastinators and those stuck between that terrible void of being bored to the point that they want to hoist themselves off their chairs to find something more interesting to do, and being too lazy to do so.

My dear friend Damacus has so thoughtfully directed me toward this collection of people who cannot control their ranting ways in everyday life, and so must relieve their rant-bladder (what a delicious soudning metaphor) by writing it all down. This is an idea that suits me perfectly. For too long have I bothered innocent friends with the irritating sound of my voice while releasing all of my built up anger or troubles; now they will fall on the eyes of those who enjoy reading such useless rants.

I have never blogged before and although I know that there is an endless supply of things to talk about built up in my brain, as Damacus so rightfully pointed out, it is very difficult to produce something interesting to talk about; it is the hardest part. For this reason, my first post is simply an introduction of myself, and of some of the many things that will no doubt come up within this blog, especially from me.

I am Lieutenant Renji. Religion, although it can be usefull to many people, is generally stupid. Not the whole faith part, I can understand that; but most of the rules and beliefs are pretty pointless. I know that Damacus has some strong ideas so no doubt you will be hearing from him; there is another one who is by far the best person to listen to when discussing religion, but I am not sure if he has joined our blog team of awesomeness. Damacus... you know who I am talking about. Relationships are pretty interesting in my opinion. I often get random thoughts about all types of relationships so I'm sure some posts about that are expected. Now, although I am fairly terrible at spelling, I have a strong dislike for poor grammar. I don't mean typos where a capitol letter is left out, or a comma is accidently used rather than a full stop; I mean people using the word 'then' in place of the word 'than', and things of similar nature. I know it is stupid, but that is probably the thing I hate most in the world so that will appear somewhere in most posts about anything. Of course there are many other things, but that is basically me.

Lucky for you readers, I must stop writing. My true calling is beckoning me towards it; registers! If it wasn't for work I would have been talking about nothing for another hour. This wasn't even a useful rant about something, it was seriously about nothing.

Thanks for reading. I hope this boring post does not deter you from my future writings.
-Renji